i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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