Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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