Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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