Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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