Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Randomize