he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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