I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Someone came in the potted fern
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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