so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
