that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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