'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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