every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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