Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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