"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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