wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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