He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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