Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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