Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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