Do you still have your period?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
sex in a hospital.. check
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
