awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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