I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
