therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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