I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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