Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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