i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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