Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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