Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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