Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
