Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We don't watch enough power rangers
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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