How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
His nipple licking is glorious
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