remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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