I wish i was in the wii world.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
They took my balls.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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