Do vagina's smell?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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