fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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