Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
