I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
