He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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