Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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