I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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