That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he thought i was a dude.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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