Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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