Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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