I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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