I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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