Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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