she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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