so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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