Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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