mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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