The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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