Midget sex pt 2 tonight
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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