Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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