How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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