so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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